Awards: UFC 107

The Literal Hole in the Head Award: Clay Guida, for getting a sink installed in his skull by Kenny Florian’s elbow. (If Kenny were a real bastard, he’d get that thing shaved down to a point and start directing his own horror movies in there.)

The Communal Corner Award: The Memphis crowd, for catching on quickly that Diego Sanchez shooting a single on B.J. Penn was the very definition of insanity: doing the same thing, and expecting a different result.

The Zen Master Award: Frank Mir, for talking all kinds of philosophical smack prior to the Cheick Kongo fight -- and backing every up every antagonizing word.

The Sports Dentists’ Fund Award: Stefan Struve, for calmly allowing the referee to pluck a tooth chip from his mouthguard before continuing.